“I sure hope you aren’t putting stuff on “there” about how horrible I am, or embarrasing things about me!”
I am tempted to post all the dirty laundry! Just get it out there for the world to see! Like running naked down the street in front of our house so all our neighbors can see everything and have nothing else to gossip about!
We used to have an old lady who lived across the street from us. She would sit at her window with binoculars- seriously- and watch all the neighbors. We were smart enough to get on her good side from the start. She would tell us all the dirt about everyone, and it was pretty funny. If I didn’t wind up the hose after using it, I’d come home later and find it nicely coiled up- hmmm….. I wonder who did that? Once she called to tell my husband that a cat had gotten into the opened window of his car. It was a little freaky, knowing we were always being watched.
I promised I wouldn’t air all our dirty laundry on “there”- my blog, that is. (he still thinks it is evil!) I’m not as self- conscious about that sort of thing, though. I make enough public blunders to feed the gossip fires for a very long time as it is. But, for me to continue blogging, I must promise not to post anything embarrasing about dear hubby. Ohhhhh………. but it’s sooooooo hard NOT to!!!!!!!!