Wow, is that my Peanut Butter Sandwich in there?

  

In homage to my previous posting , I must bring something to light, and it isn’t pretty, I’m going to come right out and admit it…., My name is Erin, (hi, erin) and I had BIG hair in high school,! Boy, was my hair big! And the worst part was I didn’t have to do much to make it big, it was natural! Now in my defense, big hair, as you probably know, was really… well, BIG in the late 80’s, early 90’s. I remember stores sold special hairspray to make it stay big so it didn’t deflate on you during history class. Girls would stand in front of the mirrors after gym with big brushes- spraying and teasing and ratting their hair so it would be big again. I have permanantly hairspray coated lungs from that! My hairspray of choice was “Bold Hold’… I wish they still made it. You could spray your hair, and go the whole day without doing anything to it, and even sometimes I’d wake up the next morning and not really have to do much to my big hair! Now all you can find in the stores are products to “tame the frizzies” and smooth the hair. Why would you want to do that~!
Each school had a different big hair trend. Some schools had girls with walls of bangs 6 inches high, like a big tsunami threatening to overtake their heads. At some schools, the trend was more for the “Oompa Loompa” look- wall of bangs curled back at the top, and two flares on the sides by the ears, making a sort of triangle look, with the back of the hair being flat. My school, West High, had a sort of combination look. Big bangs, flared sides, and teased back- an all-over kind of Big, and mine was about the biggest! But, when I moved to another school, all that changed….
Bingham high was a change for me. I was a junior, and pretty settled in my group of friends and social status at West High, but everything was new and different at Bingham. The worst part, there was a girl there with even bigger hair than mine! She was the queen of big hair. I was in awe of the depths her hair had… there seemed to be no end! True, at the end of a long day at school I would find a few pencils lost in my tresses, but SHE would find whole sandwiches, and small children! AND, to top it all off, it was a beautiful red color. Mine only had some hints of red. She was also a senior, so that earned her some automatic awe points as well. I quicly learned I had to do more than just poof my hair at this school to be noticed!
Sometime in college I surrendered to the changing fashions and started to tame the beast. It hasn’t been easy. My one-time status symbol has been quashed and beaten down, my identity stripped and flattened. Now, instead of fluffing with my fingers and letting the real me shine, I am forced to come and paste to conform to societies standards. Sometimes I get ready in a hurry and just blow dry my hair. Those times I have- without fail- been told, “Wow. Looking back at the 80’s are we?” or “Guns and Roses called, they want their hair back”. Ya, I’ve heard it all. Now that my hair is shorter, it isn’t so bad.
Now, I try to bring out my inner hair beast in other ways, such as coloring my hair in different colors quite frequently. It works for now, but someday it’s just gonna bust out like a bad 80’s movie, and say, “I’ve had enough! I will NOT be trampled upon any longer! I will NOT be molded into something I am NOT! I protest!!!!” So, when that day comes, and it WILL come my friends, it WILL come……. just remember that it’s really the hair that makes the person, not the other way around!

Saucy Frocks at Etsy.com is Opened for Business!

Yes…… it is official!!! Saucy Frocks aprons are now available for purchase on Etsy.com!!!!! Thank you……… really…. thank you………. No, really……. that’s enough………. thank you!!!!!
(see the image to left linking to my Etsy.com shop. Etsy is a place where you can purchase and sell handmade goods. It’s really cool!)
So, if you would please let all your family and friends know about it, I could certainly use the word of mouth…or power of the keyboard, whatever works!
Of course, you can always go to my Saucy Frocks blog and let me know if you want something. Hand delivered is always cheaper!
Anyway, thanks for your wondrous applause!!!!!

It’s Not Easy Being Me….

I have always been misunderstood. It’s true! I think I live in a fantasy world in my head where I am a fairly normal person, who likes fairly normal things. I think I’m pretty likable… I’ve never really had a hard time making friends. However, lately it seems that maybe everything I have ever thought was real about my life was really just my imagination! Here are some examples of being misunderstood:

1) When I was about 13 I went to girls camp in church. We had to give gifts secretly each day of camp to another girl who;s name we drew from a hat.  I wrote a story one of the days about a girl who was sad and depressed, but she made a new friend and was happy again. (I was 13, ok? Not a published literary genious!) About a week after camp, I got called into the Stake offices at my church where the head of the Young Women’s organization in our stake, and the camp director, as well as my bishop and stake president were all seated at a big table waiting for me. They pulled out the little book I had written to my “secret” friend, and asked if I had written it. When I said I had, they proceeded to ask me if I was suicidal, and how long I had been suffering from depression! Anyone who knew me would know I was a very happy positive girl! I was shocked they would even take the story literally!  I was just trying to write a cute story and make my secret friend happy!

2) In College, I was asked to sing at a workshop with a famous opera singer who was visiting our school. (USU) She would work with us on a particular song we were learning, and, in front of a large audience, she would help us better our technique. I was happy to do this! I got up and sang my song by Mozart, and waited for her instruction. She had me sing a difficult passage a few times, and because it was very high, I obviously struggled with it a bit.  She kept drilling me on it, and I was getting more and more frustrated by my inability to do it right. Finally, in my exasperation I complained about how high it was. She said Mozart knew what he was doing when he wrote it, and I blurted out, “Well…. Mozart wasn’t a soprano!”  She immediately got very angry and said I was a stuck-up diva who had no business on the stage, and immediately threw me out of her class! I was just making a joke!!!!

I could go on and on with examples throughout my entire life! I have plenty, believe me! But lately, I have really been thinking that my reality isn’t other’s reality! Some people I associate with seem to not want to chat with me, or seem irritated when I am talking to them. I asked my husband if I send out the wrong message, and he said that I can come across as a bit snobby or snooty to others who don’t know me well! How can this be???? I am just being friendly and easy-going!!!!

So, I give up! I am tired of finding out that people have totally misunderstood me! I am tired of worrying that I’m coming across wrong! I’ve had it! I am going to just be myself, and if people don’t like what they see, I don’t want to be around them, anyway! Not like I’m not myself anyway, but I am going to stop worrying about what others think about me being myself!!!! And I am not going to care if I don’t get invited to do “girl things” with other “girls”,  because I’m not a “girl” anymore, anyway! I’m a woman who knows who I am and likes me! In fact, if I wasn’t married, I’d ask me out!

Ok, that’s all!!!! The End!!!!

Germs are NOT our friends!

I hate Germs! (view informative video about Germs) Let me specify that even further…. I hate sickness, doctors, hospitals, any place sick people or doctors who have germs from sick people on them are, anything related to or pertaining to germs, sickness, bodily functions…. so, yes, I’d have to include bathrooms in this as well….. you get the idea! (disclaimer: I don’t dislike doctors as people, I dislike the reasons for needing doctors!)

I’ve had to spend a lot of time in hospitals and health clinics lately. My poor dad has had a lot of health problems and I’ve been fortunate enough to accompany him to various hospitals. I also came down with a bout of Strep throat at Christmas time and was blessed to be able to sit in the waiting room of the health clinic surrounded by germs on every surface!

Merritt will attest to my germaphobia. In fact, I’ve become a bit OCD when it comes to germs. I don’t like touching doornobs, I try not to breathe too deeply in public places, I try not to breathe at all in hospitals! (the nurses usually think I’m suffering from a breathing disorder because I turn blue in the face and gasp a lot.) I think I can actually see the little buggers festering and hovering in the air, lurking on the arms of the chairs, stealthily slithering their way up my hands, into my nostrils and mouth….. leering at me from all corners of the room. I actually think I got strep throat from being in the emergency room a few days before.

I love that they put those little hand pumps of antibacterial wash by each room door and elevator in hospitals, though. I use those obsessively! I wish others would. I would put it in my mouth if I could! I wish they had those at every door in every building in every city, in every country!

I also wish they had radar or laser sensors on all bathroom entrances in buildings. I KNOW a lot of people don’t wash their hands after they do their business! If they had some loud alarm that went off if people didn’t wash their hands, maybe a loud speaker announcing “Unclean! Unclean! Please return to the bathroom and wash thoroughly! Unclean!” They could even have dye packs like banks put in bags of money that are being stolen, so that if a person doesn’t wash their hands they would come out looking bright purple or something! And everything they touch would be bright purple, so you’d know someone who hadn’t washed their hands had touched that item.

I also think public expulsion of personal gas…… (or farting, as is otherwise known) would be prohibited. Indoor smoking is prohibited, so why not farting? Why can’t people discreetly excuse themselves from the room to let out their gaseous buildup? I truly believe there are little “Fart Spores” that are let out in the gas that can hover in the air and are carried into the body through the nasal air passages. Who knows what harm they can do in the long term? Maybe we will find they are linked to cancer! Who knows?!

So, before you go calling the looneybin on me, just check yourself for a minute. Are you feeling a litte creepy-crawly after reading this? Are you wondering just how many germs are waiting on your keyboard, your mouse… just watching and waiting until the moment they can hitch a ride onto your fingers and worm their way into your mouth when you grab that handful of crackers on your desk? I thought so…. maybe I’m not so crazy after all!

I’m thinking of wearing a hazmat suit when I go visit my dad at the hospital today. I may get some weird looks, but who’ll be doing the laughing when they get a rare form of skin disease and I don’t? Huh? I thought so!!!!

The Unveiling…..

I can’t wait any longer!!!! I wasn’t going to reveal my new home business until I got the web site totally up and running, but since I got my new display bust in the mail, I just can’t wait. So……. here it goes……….. (drumroll, please………………………………………..)
The name is Saucy Frocks! I will be making cute and sassy little aprons! I am still working on some of the styles, but this one is for sure, so I thought I’d post a picture of it for you. (I know, it’s not the best picture, but I will get some really nice ones taken as soon as I get the different styles done.) I’m going to make them in 2 sizes, so everyone can look cute in them!

You could go to http://www.saucyfrocks.blogspot.com,  I’ll probably just sell them on Ebay for a while, anyway. At any rate, I will definitely keep you posted as it progresses….. hopefully very quickly.
So, World…. meet my new baby! Isn’t she cute?

President’s Day Bliss!

My kid is the awesomest!!!! This morning I woke up late….. it’s a holiday, even if I am a stay at home mom…. I’m allowed at least a few hours off, right? Anyway, when I came out of the bedroom, Eason was busily cleaning his room. I wasn’t terribly surprised, he does this quite often, actually. In fact, he’s the cleanest kid I know! He will tell his friends he can’t play for awhile so he can clean his room so they can play in a nice clean place! Weird, but adorable!(when I was a kid, my mom would tell me I couldn’t play until my room was clean. My bed was about 3 feet off the ground from shoving everything under it!)  So, I went out to the living room to read the paper…. (Ok, usually  I just the obituaries…. Yes, I am a little freakish)! He came out and asked me to sit on the other couch because he had cleaned the living room and wanted the big couch to stay looking nice! Then he said, “Mom, I’m actually going to clean the whole house for you because you clean it every day and I want you to have a day off!” For a minute I thought I might have brought back the wrong kid from the sledding hill on saturday, but, if I did….. I think I’ll keep him!

Table for 3!

My son is the sweetiest thing in the whole world!

I made a romantic dinner (click here) last night for my two handsome men, and they both just ranted and raved all during dinner. The best part, however, came at the end when Eason leaned over to me and whispered:

“Mommy….. I hope I get a wife just like Daddy has someday!”

No valentine card or gift could have meant more to me than that little phrase!

(incidentally, Merritt brought me home some chocolate dipped strawberries…. my favorite! He came through after all!!!)

The Eye of the Tiger Triumphant!!!

First, push play on the video above to get the full effect as you read this!

Ok……. deep breath……. the meeting with Eason’s teacher is over, as is his time in her classroom, I think. I have to say, I was not a wimp at all!!!!  I stood my ground, however shaky my legs, and said what needed to be said!

A few key points that sealed the deal for me:

1) She stood Eason up in front of the whole class yesterday and made him admit to something he hadn’t done, then called him a liar…. yes, in front of the whole class.

2) She has expressed to me the fact that he doesn’t get his work done during class, then refuses to help him learn how to do better at that.  She says, “It simply takes too much time”. How hard is it to walk past a child and remind him to keep working? Aparently too hard for this teacher.

Merritt and I were both very calm. We approached our concerns very calmly and dignified, but as soon as we brought up the incident yesterday, she asked her aid to go get the principal. She then proceeded to tell us we were being agressive and she didn’t like how we made her “public enemy #1″ as she put it.  I was glad she got the principal so he could see how she was acting!

After an hour’s discussion, I finally wrapped it up by saying: “Ok, so the main thing is Eason needs to learn how to focus on his work. He needs a little prodding in this. Are you willing to do your part to help him learn to be more self-motivated?” When she answered, “I simply do not have the time to do that”, the meeting was over.

We will be meeting with the principal to find him a new teacher better suited to his needs. I do have to say, I handled myself very well,  even better than Merritt! He even admitted it! HA! I Can be brave!!!! Yay for me!!!!! Ok, you can finish enjoying the video!  (sidenote: I used to listen to this CD before all my dates in college! Yes, it was an oldie then, too! I’m not that old! It was great!)

D-Day or V-Day?

Today is D-Day!!! For more reasons than one! First, We meet with Eason’s teacher today, and after last night I am not really in the right frame of mind to deal with it. I guess it can’t be helped, so I will put on my “don’t mess with me I’m a mom on a mission” face and plow forward.

Second, it’s Valentine’s day. I used to get all excited about Valentine’s day before I was married. I don’t know, it’s kind of ironic, I guess. My sweet husband does not like Valentines day. He thinks it’s stupid, and has resorted to asking me “So, what do you expect for Valentine’s day tomorrow so I can get brownie points?” Well, not asking that question might earn you some!

I love doing things for people on holidays. It makes me happy! I try to make it special for Merritt and Eason. Eason gets very excited about it, and I remember when I was his age, I loved Valentine’s Day, too.

So, I guess this year I will try to focus on doing nice things for others and not think about what I don’t get. I will try not to yell and get angry at Eason’s teacher, and I will try to keep my sanity while shoveling snow,  again!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Braveheart…. the Sequel

I am a wimp at heart. I know it. There will never be a movie made about me recounting my bravery in the face of evil, or my ability to confront the “MAN” without fear or trembling. I like to smooth things over, make everyone feel happy and good about themselves. I may speak without thinking, but it isn’t because I’m brave, it’s because I don’t think! If I actually thought about what I was going to say, I would measure my words carefuly, and everything would come out sounding educated, refined, and elloquent.

With that said, I have to go face my son’s teacher tomorrow. I know in my mind I am making a much bigger deal about it all, but I can’t help but hear the theme from “Gunsmoke” playing… (do I have the show right? correct me if I’m wrong. you know…. the ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooooooo…… Wah- wah-wah…….. ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo…. Wah- Wah- Wah…….  that one,) in the background of my mind as a tumbleweed blows past the classroom door. I walk in, legs slightly apart, hands eagerly and anxiously hovering near my gun holsters, dust lightly falling off my worn leather boots. My large hat shadows the steel in my eyes as I stand silhouetted in the doorway. I picture myself slowly ambling in, calm,….. collectedly resolute in my purpose.

Ok, enough with the crap. What is really going to happen is I will take my husband in as my armor, and I will let him deal with it. I may interject a few words, but it will probably be him that tells her we will be moving Eason to another class, it will be him that actually vocalizes the fact that she is not a good teacher. I will probably try to validate her feelings, or some psychological crap like that. I know myself. In the end, I will be a wimp.

I guess it’s good that I know myself and there will be no surprises.

(p.s. read That Explains Everything  from my other blog for something completely different !)

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